Bogcess

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Mon, 20 Feb 2012 07:58:06 +0800

http://bit.ly/Ak8vks

"Give your heart a break."

Sun, 08 Jan 2012 03:27:47 +0800

“Give your heart a break.”

Facebook Apps Problem

Fri, 06 Jan 2012 02:19:50 +0800

People seriously needs to stop using facebook apps that:

Tells what GOD wants you to know.
Says your name about you.
or predicts how you’re gonna freakin’ die!

Seriously, you’re just spamming my feed.

By the way, stop using the Yahoo app. It lets me know you’ve just read crappy articles.

"Pain makes people change."

Thu, 05 Jan 2012 14:17:07 +0800

“Pain makes people change.”

"Sometimes, I just can’t stand seeing people gain credit for other’s work. You call it..."

Tue, 03 Jan 2012 18:56:26 +0800

“Sometimes, I just can’t stand seeing people gain credit for other’s work. You call it leverage, I say you’re just taking advantage of other people.”

"Someday, someone will walk into my life and make me realize why it never worked out with anyone..."

Mon, 26 Dec 2011 01:24:08 +0800

“Someday, someone will walk into my life and make me realize why it never worked out with anyone else.”

Mercury Drug Planner 2012

Fri, 23 Dec 2011 12:03:39 +0800

Look what I got from Mercury Drug!

Puma-PLANNER na rin sila!

Ansabe ng mga planner niyo!?

Star what?

Belle de what?

Hahaha!

But seriously, ang ganda ng quality.

Tingin ko ito na dapat ang slogan nila:

MERCURY DRUG:

“Nakasisiguro, PLANNER ay laging BAGO.”

:))

TETRIS and BROWNIES

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 23:45:51 +0800

TETRIS NA, BROWNIES PA!

ANG LUPET!

Internet Meme Wedding Proposal

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 02:35:39 +0800

Now this is fuckin’ sweet!

Who would have thought Internet Memes would make such a great wedding proposal?

Hahaha!

Sat, 10 Dec 2011 15:14:37 +0800

Hahaha!

Can super hero logos be any more cooler than this?

Wed, 30 Nov 2011 13:53:00 +0800

Can super hero logos be any more cooler than this?

DOTA Love Story

Tue, 29 Nov 2011 12:28:04 +0800

GIRL: Bakit ang tagal mo magreply? NagdoDOTA ka noh?
BOY: Hindi ah!
GIRL: Mamatay ka man?
BOY: Isama mo pa buong angkan ko.
GIRL: Mamatay man ako?
BOY: Eto na nga oh, nagqQUIT na..

Aww.. Now this is sweet!

"Everyday, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help end the violence."

Mon, 28 Nov 2011 00:30:57 +0800

“

Everyday, thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians.

Help end the violence.

”

The Revelations of the Pyramids (2011)

Sat, 26 Nov 2011 02:57:02 +0800

Just watched “The Revelations of the Pyramids (2011)”

Could there really be a more advanced civilization that once lived on our planet?

I’m starting to believe that aliens really do exist. :P

Interesting Facts

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 13:31:00 +0800

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that’s more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A co.ckroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)

(I’m still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home…… maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male’s head off.
(“Honey, I’m home. What the….?!”)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It’s like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes.. lucky pig.. can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life.. quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm…)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.
(If you’re ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Ok, so that would be a good thing..)

A cat’s urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they’ll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig?)

"Everybody wants a shortcut in life. My guidebook is very simple. You wanna lose weight? Stop..."

Fri, 25 Nov 2011 00:19:06 +0800

“

Everybody wants a shortcut in life.

My guidebook is very simple.

You wanna lose weight?
Stop eating, fatty.

You wanna make money?
Work your ass of, lazy.

You wanna be happy?
Find someone you like and never let him/her go.

”

- Tommy, Friends With Benefits (2011)

"I don’t need a lovelife. I need a life."

Thu, 24 Nov 2011 15:50:56 +0800

“I don’t need a lovelife. I need a life.”

"Don’t rush things, You’ll find it soon."

Tue, 22 Nov 2011 19:04:35 +0800

“Don’t rush things, You’ll find it soon.”

"Chase only your dreams & let everything else chase you."

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 23:30:00 +0800

“Chase only your dreams & let everything else chase you.”

- I’ve always been inspired by this quote, but I never really applied it to my life. I guess now’s the time to really put it into perspective.

From now on, I will chase only my dreams & let everything else chase me!

"Note to self: No one wants you. Get over it!"

Sun, 20 Nov 2011 23:20:35 +0800

“Note to self: No one wants you. Get over it!”